Notes: 1 / 12 hours ago

Quirky.

Cousin: I hate people who are quirky for no reason.
Me: What do you mean? 
Cousin: Quirky for the sake of being quirky. Their whole reason for existing is to be perpetually quirky to make up for the fact that they are tragically uninteresting people.
Me: Hit me with an example. And stop talking like you've used the word tragically before.
Cousin: Done. Any social networking site where the person says that they like red buttons, half melted ice cream, C86, and hanging out in the parking lot at Boston Market.
Me: So what you're saying is someone can't, essentially, enjoy things you deem to random.
Cousin: Yes. That's what I'm saying. If you can't form a cohesive thread that connects your interest, than you're retarded.
Me: Dude - you're the only person I know that collects energy drink cans.
Cousin: But see - there's a theme. I drink it, I keep the can. For the aesthetic. 
Me: For the aesthetic? Word?
Cousin: All I'm saying is that if you enjoy half-tied shoelaces, Harpers Bizarre, and all your blog is filled with is pictures of cats in jeans that are tighter than skin, then you're retarded.
Me: You've been reading Wikipedia haven't you?
Cousin: What?
Me: Harper Bizarre? C86? I've known you since we were kids man, and the furthest you've ever traveled is the outskirts of Baltimore City. Don't come at me referencing stuff you've never heard of. What you're mad about is people knowing things you don't know - and experiencing things you can't imagine.  Dude wants to wear tight jeans, dude wears tight jeans. Matter fact, that same dude you're ridiculing, right now, is probably surrounded with more women than you could possibly imagine. Right now. At this moment. Riiiiiiiight now. And now. And probably now. 
Cousin: See, this why we can't talk man.
Me: You the only dude I know that only eats the crust of pizza. That's quirky. You waste an entire pizza and eat toasted bread. JUST EAT TOAST. *shakes head* And tie your shoes. For the aesthetic.. Come on dude.

Notes: 617 / 1 day ago from dreamsandschemes (originally from copycats)

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dreamsandschemes:

thelos:

agentmlovestacos:

“Poker Face” by Eric Cartman. A catchy song, even better than the original version.

via copycats:

Poker Face by Eric Cartman
originally by Lady Gaga

I don’t know who decided to make this a full-length version, but I’m glad they did. —Nathaniel James

HAHAHHAHAHHA amazingg.