About to Hulk out in a minute and flip over a car.
Air Guitar Strings. Rock Like the Wind. http://www.airguitarstrings.com/
And just in case you need updates based around the previous link: http://twitter.com/fxxxmylife
How are you feeling about your life? Well… Pull a chair and read on: http://www.fmylife.com/ Feel better?
This cat in my office is a hard walker. Shuffling his feat, stomps everywhere. First dude I’ve seen that could break his neck - just walking
Joss Whedon on why DC Superhero Movies don’t work... →
An era of gods trying to identify with a time of humanity. Makes a point worth discussing.
[A ‘Word?’ Moment]: http://tinyurl.com/cew7qp
[Koan Soundtracks] Cubic Zirconia – Mixtape Vol. 1: CZ Does London: http://www.last.fm/music/C.. http://tinyurl.com/am2zog
http://tinyurl.com/c4a9px Fiddy’s game review.
Ladies, thinking of getting a new tattoo? http://tinyurl.com/chj2m4
http://twitpic.com/1noxv - Ghetto Nation
http://twitpic.com/1nl0u - Something I made to celebrate the Academy Awards.
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What is more admirable? Acting out someone else’s life? or acting through the demons of your own? I choose the latter.
Sherlock Holmes + Taking of Pelham + Public Enemies + Up +Terminator Salvation + Inglorious Bastards + Monsters vs Aliens + Old Dogs = :)
And then Andre 3000 came out for no reason and the place went crazy! Oh.. wait.. that didn’t happen.
Hey Hallie. Hm. Make ya feeel guuhd? GUUUUUUHD? AGH.
I wonder if all the dues will cry or get teary the same way during the nominations, while clutching their respective chests.
Liam Neeson will find you…. and he will kill you.
Grandma: “If a black person won something while I was looking for the Oscar.com, I’mma be hot.”
Grandma: “It wasn’t on channel 2.” Me: “I know Grandma.” Grandma: “Then why’d you tell me it was? Now I can’t find the Oscar show.”
Grandma: “Cousin Shug told me the guy is a superhero, and the girl is Beyoonse? Why do these ladies who perform look like street walkers?”
And not an eye shall be spared this moment.
Kirk Lazarus vs Cuba Gooding Jr.
Cuba looks at once surprised at the sound of his own voice, the fact that he is allowed to speak and angry that he isn’t speaking more.
Grandma: “One of that girls thigh portions looks to be bigger then the other.” Me: “Thigh portions?” Grandma: “The leg meat, baby.”
RT @TheOnion Rejected Action Movie One Liner: “I have a well-thought-out plan that carries minimal risk to innocent bystanders”
Benjamin Button.. Word?
A lot of people dig Bill Maher - his style, delivery, and the like. I really don’t see it.
Grandma: “When you join Hollywood, I suppose dey forget about food. Must live off ego pouches, like a camel with water humps.”
Grandma: “Is that James Bond?” Me: “Yeah.” Grandma: “You know that Sean Connery, he made things stir.” Me: “…stir?” Grandma: “Mmmm-hmmm”
Grandma: “Is Poofy going to be on the show?” Me: “Grandma, Puffy is not at the Oscars.” Grandma: “It’s for the best. He seems so frail.”
Me: “Gran, I gotta get to work.” Grandma: “I want to get on the Oscars.com. What channel is that?” Me: “Grandma.. See…*sigh*.. Channel 2.”
Grandma: “Baby, what’s this here?” Me: “Art direction and costume awards” Grandma: “I made a quilt, can I have an award?” Me: “Probably.”
I like how they did the Original Screenplay category, and Tina and Steve held it down.
Wolverine just stomped the yard.
Wolverine should host everything.
Daniel Craig should spinning back kick Sarah Jessica Parker, take off her mask to reveal Goldfinger and rocket pack out of the hall.
So I’m flipping channels and Wolverine is giving Barbara Walters a lap dance.
RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ I had a nokia e90 but it fell n da toilet, now I have a shaqberry lol, I’m a toilet twitterer
One of my favorites right now: http://tinyurl.com/8v8qfw
Ah, work. I’d rather back away from it and get some writing/recording done, but, it is not to be so.
The human mind is an incredible thing: http://tinyurl.com/yp4cyt This is why I never cease to wonder.
Tubesteak gets knocked during a battle: http://tinyurl.com/bwaz4y Greatest rapper alive.
I haven’t pulled hours like this since art school. Somehow, moving forward on two to maybe three hours of sleep became normal again.
Hm. My hip and trendy went up 17 pts.